of all things I could have woken up to this morning
of all things I could have woken up to this morning
by trout_bum19
39 Comments
Cash4Duranium
Classic John 3 and Phillip
Medium_Public4720
Fuckin John 3 and Philip man, always fucking things up for the rest of us. Hopefully they get the boot and your day isn’t completely fucked
Upper_Mix2922
Where are Juans 1 and 2 and why aren’t they keeping 3 away from Phillip, a known menace?
FreeKevinBrown
Fucking Phillip and John 3. Everytime.
lalachef
Better than the owner trying to fight you for talking to his gf after close because he was shit-faced.
kittenpantzen
While my reaction would also be, “what the fuck,” I feel like I would have been equal parts surprised and not surprised at every restaurant at which I ever worked.
Nearby_Arachnid9683
John 2 would never
ElCiclope1
I really need an update to this
MyStackIsPancakes
So who won the fight?
Noyourknot
I used to come in to scenes like that in the morning. Random food made and partially consumed. Kitchen a wreck. Empty liquor bottles strewn about. Coke on the pool table. Coca Cola stains on the pool table. Random guys passed out under the pool table.
It was the owner and his buddies so it was ok. His wife, however, did not think it was ok and banned him from the restaurant. 🤣
elheffe1
I feel like we’ve all been looped into this text at some point in our careers, at multiple locations and I love the “we’re taking inventory of the liquor cage now”. This is real restaurant life right here. Edit to add I may have been the subject of this type of text minus the broken patio door. I have definitely woken up in the dining room on Sunday morning ready for a brunch shift after a Saturday double.
meldariun
We found the guy responsible for the epstein redactions.
WisconsinGB
This last year we were closed for two weeks for Christmas so I figured if I got my team close all they would have to do is just freeze proteins and toss the rest on the last day because I was leaving the day before we closed.
Well tow guys on my team kicked my office door down because someone left their phone in it (they had a key) , stole crab legs, played hacky sack with a burger patty, burnt a towel on our wood fire grill, among other stuff, but the kicker was they played “bird is the word” for 10 straight hours. I had to fire them, completely ruining my vacation having to deal with calls and other bullshit. So I came home to no staff and a shit show. so I know how you feel.
Odd_String1181
No cameras? Really messing with everyone’s entertainment
Tojo6619
So a sunday afternoon in the restaurant industry, sounds spot on
Big_Lake4948
At my old place we had two Fernando’s so one was f1 and one was f2. Seeing Jon 3 brought me back a little bit lol
P0Rt1ng4Duty
Guess they got in through the patio door?
wemustburncarthage
This is the most canonically Kitchen Confidential shit I’ve seen in a long time.
REQONER
Classic
RW_McRae
This is exactly what Johns 1 and 2 did, and we all know what happened to them
ThereIs_STILL_TIME
ahhh thought this was talkin ’bout me but then i remembered i got promoted to john 2 a week ago 😃
CoupDeGrassi
John and Phillip, always at it.
upstatestruggler
This is the Kitchen Confidential content I crave.
Iamthewalrusforreal
Let’s just all be happy that the 17 year old hostess didn’t get caught up in this shit, shall we?
Longjumping_Dot_9269
They probably got inside through the broken patio door…..
Wide_Comment3081
😂😂😂😂
Historical-Freedom98
I remember when I worked at a restaurant/bar on a ski mountain. Got drunk at a party and had no place to go so me and a buddy tried to get into the kitchen to make up some.food and have a couple drinks. It all seemed so innocent at the time. Thank fuck the back door was locked that night. Probably would have been a similar story.
master_hakka
The “still not sure how they got in” promises at least as much retribution as “we’re taking inventory of the liquor cage now” does.
RandumbRedditard
Fired
Artistic_Task7516
John 5 would never
LedKremlin
RileyIJ
We had a photo posted in a group chat of our GM and Head Somm asleep on the floor near the front door after a big night. The incoming Duty Manager stacked cushions around them so that passing customers couldn’t see them (fronted onto a very busy footpath). How they made it from the bar to the front door but not actually out, we’ll never know.
hudsoncress
How are you not sure how they got in when the patio door is broken?
SemajLu_The_crusader
S-tier censoring job their
we’ll never know that John 3 and Phillip did that
Preindustrialcyborg
i have a feeling they got in through the patio doors. emphasis on through.
bene_gesserit_mitch
And you’re down two staff members.
ander594
John and Philip are fucking idots
whitechocolatemama
If the patio door is broken, that would be my first guess as an entry point
Inexpensiveggs
“The patio door is broken and glass is everywhere”
39 Comments
Classic John 3 and Phillip
Fuckin John 3 and Philip man, always fucking things up for the rest of us. Hopefully they get the boot and your day isn’t completely fucked
Where are Juans 1 and 2 and why aren’t they keeping 3 away from Phillip, a known menace?
Fucking Phillip and John 3. Everytime.
Better than the owner trying to fight you for talking to his gf after close because he was shit-faced.
While my reaction would also be, “what the fuck,” I feel like I would have been equal parts surprised and not surprised at every restaurant at which I ever worked.
John 2 would never
I really need an update to this
So who won the fight?
I used to come in to scenes like that in the morning. Random food made and partially consumed. Kitchen a wreck. Empty liquor bottles strewn about. Coke on the pool table. Coca Cola stains on the pool table. Random guys passed out under the pool table.
It was the owner and his buddies so it was ok. His wife, however, did not think it was ok and banned him from the restaurant. 🤣
I feel like we’ve all been looped into this text at some point in our careers, at multiple locations and I love the “we’re taking inventory of the liquor cage now”. This is real restaurant life right here.
Edit to add I may have been the subject of this type of text minus the broken patio door. I have definitely woken up in the dining room on Sunday morning ready for a brunch shift after a Saturday double.
We found the guy responsible for the epstein redactions.
This last year we were closed for two weeks for Christmas so I figured if I got my team close all they would have to do is just freeze proteins and toss the rest on the last day because I was leaving the day before we closed.
Well tow guys on my team kicked my office door down because someone left their phone in it (they had a key) , stole crab legs, played hacky sack with a burger patty, burnt a towel on our wood fire grill, among other stuff, but the kicker was they played “bird is the word” for 10 straight hours. I had to fire them, completely ruining my vacation having to deal with calls and other bullshit. So I came home to no staff and a shit show. so I know how you feel.
No cameras? Really messing with everyone’s entertainment
So a sunday afternoon in the restaurant industry, sounds spot on
At my old place we had two Fernando’s so one was f1 and one was f2. Seeing Jon 3 brought me back a little bit lol
Guess they got in through the patio door?
This is the most canonically Kitchen Confidential shit I’ve seen in a long time.
Classic
This is exactly what Johns 1 and 2 did, and we all know what happened to them
ahhh thought this was talkin ’bout me but then i remembered i got promoted to john 2 a week ago 😃
John and Phillip, always at it.
This is the Kitchen Confidential content I crave.
Let’s just all be happy that the 17 year old hostess didn’t get caught up in this shit, shall we?
They probably got inside through the broken patio door…..
😂😂😂😂
I remember when I worked at a restaurant/bar on a ski mountain. Got drunk at a party and had no place to go so me and a buddy tried to get into the kitchen to make up some.food and have a couple drinks. It all seemed so innocent at the time. Thank fuck the back door was locked that night. Probably would have been a similar story.
The “still not sure how they got in” promises at least as much retribution as “we’re taking inventory of the liquor cage now” does.
Fired
John 5 would never
We had a photo posted in a group chat of our GM and Head Somm asleep on the floor near the front door after a big night. The incoming Duty Manager stacked cushions around them so that passing customers couldn’t see them (fronted onto a very busy footpath). How they made it from the bar to the front door but not actually out, we’ll never know.
How are you not sure how they got in when the patio door is broken?
S-tier censoring job their
we’ll never know that John 3 and Phillip did that
i have a feeling they got in through the patio doors. emphasis on through.
And you’re down two staff members.
John and Philip are fucking idots
If the patio door is broken, that would be my first guess as an entry point
“The patio door is broken and glass is everywhere”
“Idk how they got inside”
Uhhh I think I know how they broke in chef